#StokerScore Rewound: The Sword and The Sorcerer (1982)

#StokerScore 7.5/10

Two films came out in 1982. Obviously that's not true, there were many, many more than two, so let me try to be clearer. There were two significant sword and sandal movies released in 1982. The one that most people would have been aware of, even if they didn't like the genre, was Conan the Barbarian with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sandahl Bergman making the Robert E. Howard 

characters come to life in a fun and thrilling movie. Conan is a huge favourite of mine and I still wish they would make a King Conan movie at some point, even the sequel that we did get wasn't that bad it just wasn't as good as the original..



The 80's was a good decade for fantasy. Dungeons and Dragons was always popular, Ian Livingstone and Steve Jackson began to release the Fighting Fantasy novels, and Conan wasn't the only (anti?)hero to be found in the

cinema. I say cinema but the 80's was also the decade of videotape which meant that even if the movie didn't get a cinematic release you could always find it on Betamax, VHS or even Phillips V2000 system. Most corner shops had small video libraries where you could peruse the gaudy, enticing cassette box covers, rent a movie overnight and watch it as often as you wished in the time you had it for. As a kid who used to scan the pre-satellite multi channels tv listings hoping for a decent movie to be on at an equally decent time, this made things much easier.

The choice of rent-able movies wasn't endless, instead it was limited to recent movie releases that were given the conversion treatment and B movies through to Z movies where the producers were just looking to turn a quick buck with low budget, low quality fayre. This certainly encouraged the further growth of cult movies in niche genres because some weren't necessarily that bad and perhaps some ideas thrown out by the major studios were made on shoestring budgets meaning the story at least saw the light of day.

Because of this system the world was treated to a movie, that in my humble opinion, matches Conan for fun and action and actually surpasses in terms of dialogue. The Sword and The Sorcerer had a similar Conan-type hero, sinister bad guy, beautiful damsel and the kind of corny lines that at the time sounded great to a fifteen year old. The difference was in budget and where Conan had one in the region of 20 million dollars The Sword and The Sorcerer (TSATS) was closer to $4 million. This was fairly obvious in terms of the special effects but then again Conan had rubber snakes. What made TSATS great was that it was just a bit darker, a bit more irreverent. Plus the hero, Prince Talon, had a special three-bladed sword that could fire the blades as projectiles.

There are so many similarities between Conan and TSATS that one gets the feeling that if they'd got Arnold to play Prince Talon and change his name to Conan it could have been another story from Conan's catalogue. But does it hold up to viewing thirty five years later? Well, story-wise yes. I'd forgotten some of what happened so that came as a surprise. The effects and the picture quality aren't great, sure, but apart from that it was a real treat to watch again and i'll certainly re-watch it again in the not-too-distant future. If you liked the original Conan and think the 2011 remake was poor, try to find this one (it's available on youtube if you can't find a dvd copy)and give it a go...

#StokerScore Rewound: Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)

#StokerScore 9/10

I have loved watching movies for as long as I can remember. I think the first movie I was ever taken to see at the cinema was Disney's Snow White (which probably answers many more questions that friends have about me) and I should point out that I'm 49 years old as I write this. 

which one's Marlon Brando?

I was a kid who was inspired as much by the movie posters and trailers for the films that I saw in the auditorius, so much so that on a trip to see The Spy Who Loved me at the Darlington ABC cinema, I begged and pleaded to see the 1977 version of The Island of Dr Moreau, even though it was an AA certificate and I would never have been allowed in. Ten years later and just out of my teens I remember watching this John Hughes-produced movie and loving the hell out of it. So based on that and the delay in other cool movies arriving at the cineplex I thought I'd do a few retro reviews to see how the movies I used to watch stack up after a few years and try to avoid my rose-coloured spectacles potential for disappointment.

In the case of Some Kind of Wonderful the story really workssurprisingly well. I'm sure I can hear you asking how I know that when as a self-confessed lover of the movie I surely can't be impartial and I agree with you to the point that I decided to ask some of my High School Seniors to review it for me and give me their thoughts. Generally the results came back quite favourable considering it's a romantic teen melodrama. Having had my own thoughts put to rest I feel I can explain why the movie still works for me too, even in these more technologically enlightened times.

It's the classic story of poor boy loves girl, girl is in a relationship with another rich boy, girl finds current rich boyfriend is cheating on her, girl agrees to a date with poor boy who's in love with her to spite rich boyfriend, poor boy has confrontation with rich ex-boyfriend, poor boy ends up with drummer/tomboy best friend instead of girl he was originally in love with (It was the 80's, what can I say?)

The performances from Eric Stoltz (poor boy) and Mary Stuart Masterson (tomboy best friend), two sides of the triangle, are spot on to the point that I don't believe either of these actors has been better in anything else they've been in, and I'm a huge fan of Stoltz in The Prophecy. Lea Thompson does enough to make her character of girl-from-the-wrong-side-of-the-tracks-hanging-with-the-rich-crowd and at the same time removes the stains left over from the woeful George Lucas mess of  Howard the Duck. Thompson even bagged herself a husband by way of marrying Wonderful's director, Howard Deutch.

This American movie, from the iconic and prolific John Hughes writing and producing stable, covers all of the important points of the generational era; teen angst, teen indecision, teens trying to fit in, teen relationships with family and peers, along with the hard fought but requisite happy ending. Apart from the excellently drawn characters, writing, and main actors and supporting cast, what makes the

movie stand above other movies of a similar theme for me is the music. The main characters names are all references to The Rolling Stones so we get to hear The Stones singing Miss Amanda Brown along with a cover version by The March Violets amongst some truly great tracks that make the soundtrack worth seeking out in its own right. My own personal favourite is Furniture's Brilliant Mind.

Throw in Eddie Murphy's straight-laced partner from Beverly Hills Cop as Soltz's dad and Elias Koteas's credited comic turn as 'Skinhead' (his name is actually Duncan in the movie) and you are left with a feelgood movie that people of my age will watch and no doubt reminisce to, but that current teenagers may well see as a 'holy crap, mum and dad were like THAT?' kind of moment.

In the same way that unrequited love and coming to terms with our own mortality are themes that engage teenagers, Some Kind of Wonderful leaves you with a reminder that it's worth looking at what you have, not what you think you should have.

Brimstone

#StokerScore 8/10

Strewth, Sheila....

You may not recognise the street in the picture to the right but that little piece of suburbia is prolific when it comes to producing superstars, stars of the stage and big screen and even singing legends . This, is Ramsay Street, Melbourne

Home to the Aussie tv show Neighbours, this 6 days a week soap opera gave rise to Kylie Minogue, Alan Dale and Jason Donovan to name but three. But it also produced Guy Pearce. 

"better than doing Home and Away, right?"

Out of all of the actors who got their start on Neighbours, Pearce is without doubt the most diverse when it comes to his choice of roles. He was the lead in the backward Memento, he was the cowardly-cannibal-turned-avenger in the gloriously over-the-top Ravenous, he was the heroic saver-of-daughters in the space romp Lockout too. He's so flexible an actor that he's done period (Count of Monte Cristo) he's done big budget superhero movie (Iron Man 3) he's done small indie (The Rover) and is just so damn watchable that he's been cast in military movies, kids' movies and comedies. So when I saw the chance to watch Brimstone, well colour me watching-it-now.

did I really make this twoddle?

The premise of the movie is that it is four interconnected chapters linking the central characters of Guy Pearce and Dakota Fanning with the first three chapters told in reverse order in terms of timeline.  We're introduced to a wild west that is tough on those who lived in that period. Where religion is the only salvation for hard work and poverty and where people eke out a living as best they can.

I can't really tell you too much about the characters without giving too much away, suffice to say that the movie keeps you guessing, right to the final chapter where most of your questions are answered. I say most, all that is except an incident that happens to Pearce's character in the second chapter. Maybe the director left it up to the audience to decide but there are no other explanatory events to help with other predictions and it is only this that for me spoiled a really good movie. 

"who do you prefer, Liam Cunningham or Guy Pearce?"

Supporting cast is a bit hit and miss, especially Jon Snow....er, I mean Kit Harrington who just doesn't really fit his particular character. That he happens to appear alongside GoT co-star Carice van Houten maybe has as much to do with their schedules as it does with the casting director. Either way, that's the reason for the second mark missing.

Dakota Fanning's character is believable, Pearce's, once you understand his background, is too. If you like retributive westerns I think you'll enjoy this, I certainly did.....

Logan

#StokerScore 9.5/10

I know I'll probably get some stick for deducting half a mark, but hear me out first, ok? What do these characters have in common; An Egyptian posing as a Spaniard*, A British secret agent**, an Irish policeman***, a Russian submarine commander****, and a Greek king*****? Yes, The same accent, courtesy of the one and only Sean Connery.

There comes a time in your career when just being cast is what's important, not the accent that you bring with you. Connery has long been cast for his acting and his name, not his ability to drop that shtrange accshent of his.

There are countless examples of bad accents, that I'm sure I must have mentioned on here before, but there are actors who only bring their name, not an ability for mimicry. Tom Cruise is another who springs to mind for never trying different accents (with the glorious exception of Tropic Thunder)

Logan is the movie that every Wolverine fan wanted to see. It has Jackman finally being allowed to sink his claws all the way into various body parts, all in the knowledge that this Wolverine, who should be virtually immortal if you have been following the other movies, is looking his age and isn't healing.

The sunset is beckoning and references to the deaths of colleagues and watching the final scenes of the old Alan Ladd movie Shane all seem to suggest that Hugh Jackman was being honest when he said it was time to hang up the claws after nearly 20 years. 

The movie brings on a great variety of bad guys and introduces us to the lttle-girl-lost we saw in the trailers. Patrick Stewart tries to steal every scene that he's in and almost succeeds but for Logan's presence. Everything moves along at a pace that doesn't feel rushed or leave the viewer bored. Instead, it adds to the mythos and legacy that someone else has to try to fill.

I loved this movie. Everything about it, well nearly everything. There's one character that appears in this movie who was also in X-Men Apocalypse. The problem isn't the actor he's played by in either film, it's the accent the Logan version has. It's the actor's real accent and it's a perfectly reasonable accent to have, but the continuity of having the character leaving the USA and immersing himself so deeply into the Bristol area of the UK that he now sounds like a native of that area who has then gone back to Mexico, I can only assume he had had enough of the Bristolian way of life. He's just not quite at the stage of his career where I'm prepared to forgive the part/accent combination.

It's a tiny, tiny thing but mattered enough for me to take the half point....